1. Mumford & Sons
Banjos have no place in the charts. EVER. That said i hate the people who like them more than i hate the band, I can forgive the band for being rednecks. I can't forgive the try hards who make up their fan base. They need to be battered with a synthesizer

2. Kasabian
This band is the epitome of chav-indie and represent everything i hate about the genre. I truly feel the only people who get enjoyment from this band are "lads" who work mundane jobs in former industrial cities (oh heyyy Cov) and like to go out and get wasted on a saturday night in their Fred Perry polo neck and feel like their living the life of a 1960's mod. YOU MAKE MY SOUL ACHE!!!

3. Jamie T
SEE ABOVE!!!

4. One Night Only
The members of the band just come across as so arrogant when they really have no reason to be with a catalogue of mediocre indie tracks to their name. AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE A MODLE FOR BURBERRY???? He's so average looking it's painful, and his relationship with that ugly posh bitch out of Harry Potter is simply a masquerade for the fact he's trying to be all Pete Docherty and have a model girlfriend, i hope he gives her drugs too so i can take delight in her downfall (one line should be enough.)

5. The Xx
LOL JK... I rim them.
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